Our autistic guy, Lord Miles himself, spends most of his miserable existence in England planning grand future expectations and adventures to dangerous, far off lands for the sole reason of trying to escape England. Born too late to discover the new world and too late to explore the stars, Lord Miles will not stop until he explores every corner of Christ’s Earth until his title of “last great British Explorer” is solidified throughout history.

Befriending high ranking Taliban GDI during his 8 month detention in Afghanistan, shooting an RPG at an anime body pillow with the Taliban, visiting Tora Bora, being the first tourist to survive snake island, transversing across South Sudan, the frontlines of Ukraine and more, Lord Miles’ list of adventures is ever growing.

The Chinese Afghan border, 500-mile arctic hike, North Sentinel Island, The Darien Gap, Headless Valley, North Korea, the DRC and more, Lord Miles will be there faster than the British Foreign office can react.